Are you in need of a new asshole? Maybe yours is worn out from years and years of being a drug smuggler, or maybe you’ve just eaten too much Taco Bell, or maybe you’re just looking to add a second to expedite your time on the toilet. Whatever the reason for your desire to have a second poop hole, Hammer Fight are here to help: their new song, “Target Acquired,” will definitely tear your taint in twain. Voilà! New brown eye acquired.

Seven cool HardRock Tracks, cool and catchy Riffs/Solos, not great but quite enjoyable if you wanna have fun…